Sunday, 17 August 2008

Peaches Geldof grow up you silly bitch!

So 19 year old Peaches Geldof has married a 23 year old musician Max Drummey a man she has only known for a couple of weeks at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas and in the process dumping her other boyfriend in a truly bitchy way! She’s so funny and a fully functioning train wreak almost every other month!.

She’s tried her hand a shoplifting,stealing thousands of pounds worth of designer clobber and during one photo shoot walking off with the clothes she was wearing during the photo session!. oh and hey lets keep the family tradition alive and admit to drug use and addition and the icing on the cake “lets do an overdose”!

I do like her as a person and when she has been interviewed in the past she has appeared eloquent and intelligent and a likable girl but honestly all these latest events indicate a severely troubled soul and a person with immense psychological scaring!

I wish her well and hope that that everything turns out ok and that her career hasn’t been hindered by these foolish events. Her mother Paula Yates was always stylish and vibrant and an amazing person and an eighties icon!!. SO peaches here’s hoping that your life doesn’t follow your mothers path and end in such a tragic way!?.



Monday, 11 August 2008

Why I hate stickam!

My feelings on Recent events on stickam, the haters and sex pests!

Thursday, 7 August 2008

My hot changing room sex session!.

This is so hot and I am still dreaming of the event days after it happened, what you ask am I talking about?. …… well I had the steamiest sex session ever and it all took place with-in a clothes shop changing room!. I had decided to try on some clothes which were little summery things and I was in my underpants when the curtain flew open and this crazy sexy man stood looking at me!. I asked him if he was ok and he said that he was sure he had left his wallet in my changing room somewhere.”Lets have a look” I said and he joined me in looking for his lost wallet, the room was small and left no room for two people but his anxiety was infectious, so we continued to search for his wallet.

I continued to search in my underpants and when I stood up to turn around he grabbed me and…… ..

….after 15 minutes both of us were satisfied and looking rather red in our faces and it was only then did I realise that the whole incident had been fabricated because the expression on his face told me a different story to the one before,I had been a object for his lust and he was determined to have full satisfaction.

I only hope that things continue along this line in the future and I have doubled visits to this particular clothes shop hoping for a repeat performance!

From gay to straight the Jackie Clune way!.

Last night on The Richard and Judy Show the performer/writer/presenter Jackie Clune described to the rickety presenters her feelings about her past lesbian lifestyle and then went on to explain that woman are firmly in the past and her future now lies in the arms of her husband and father to her four children!

OK!... she then went on to say that she also feels that for a number of homosexuals sexual orientation is a choice and for her she became a lesbian as part of a political package!?.

So during the period 1988-2000 her life and stage act which relied entirely on the fact that she claimed in a political fashion statement way to be a "lesbian" was in fact a blatant and shameful lie!!. I personally don't think I could live with myself knowing this fact, its like during that period she didn't exist,it was all a silly little dream!.

All this ex gay thing really creeps me out and I don't believe for one minute that these faux heterosexuals can keep their shoddy act up for a lengthy period of time and when the fa├žade begins to crumble not only with they be hurt but everyone else involved in their foolish make-believe world will also be!.

Monday, 7 July 2008

Recent pointless murders in England

This is going to be a quick blog really because I am pushed for time and I feel so hyper and NOT focused so maybe this blog will sound sketchy?.

I am beginning to feel so ashamed of England because of all these recent stabbings that have occurred, they seem so random and vicious and senseless, the case of Ben Kinsella brother to Eastenders star Brooke Kinsella,who was stabbed outside a bar in the early hours by teenagers!. The brutal killing of two French students Laurent Bonomo and Gabriel Ferez, who were stabbed in total 242 times and burned to death, a teenager who was tied to a tree and forced to drink petrol and then set on fire!, and I could literally name countless more victims of these incredibly evil and pointless murders!.

I don’t know which direction this country in going but the government really need to analyse the structure of its police force and legal system and until it does these killings will continue because there seems to be no guidelines or law to protect the innocent citizens of this country!.

I am stuck dumb each time the news reports another incident and can only feel saddened and ashamed of the place that I have lived all my life.

Wednesday, 25 June 2008

Kill all spammers NOW!

Another vicious devil week has passed by smothering me in life excrement and leaving me with a pooh stained body!. The start of last week began with someone hacking into my hotmail account and sending all my contacts spam spam pissing spam!… so embarrassing and paranoid inducing!. People like that in my opinion should be instantly killed with a knife up the bum!… leaving to bleed to death in a pool of their bastard spam blood!. I had hours of mental and emotional turmoil wondering if they had infected my lush hot black macbook with a virus or worse maybe they had accessed my bank account and where wanking themselves with excitement in Harvey Nicks or getting their ugly retard faces lifted and botoxed in Harley street!.

The next incident was maybe not so stressful because it concerned my wayward sister who invariably goes missing when another boyfriend for this month takes here away for a few days. My poor mum was phoning for days and days and could only leave messages on her voicemail . After 4 days my mum was crying down the phone to me and I was literally hours away from calling the police and claiming her a missing person!. I knew she would turn up eventually but my mother was extremely concerned, then my sister phoned her without a care in the world later in the day and said that the mobile my mum was calling was now in the trash and she was using a new number but why had she forgot to pass the number onto my mother!??……..
I am NOT surprised by this because my sister is self obsessed and selfish…. its all part of her genetic makeup to be so bloody stupid!.

I am so glad that these sorry episodes are over and are now part of history, so maybe some new exciting adventures are on the horizon…. like all these hot men who want to sleep with me and use me for their dirty sweaty ways mmmmm…now there’s a thought!.

Monday, 26 May 2008

Please help!!! my friend keeps bleeding!

Well recently my friend has been bleeding and there seems to be no reason why such a thing such be happening and although he is in no immediate danger he would like the incidents stopped!. The bleeding is not constant and has only happened twice before and because no accidents have happened to cause it we are all baffled as to why this should happen at all!.
They always seem to come to light when he his lying down and never when he is standing up…and is NOT a result of any white fluid that comes out of his mouth!!!
If you have any answers to his problem please comment in the box below, we both thank you in advance!

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Im not a heartless bitch!

OK... quick update.

Washing machine dies ****URGH!****HOOVER blows up ****BANG**** then broadband crashes ****CRASH!**** and the neighbours stole my portable washing unit****BOTTOM FEEDERS****

[------------------------------------>LIFE SUCKS!<-------------------------------------]

At least for a moment but then the realisation that I do not live in any of the recent affected areas devastated by extreme freak weather conditions brings back to me the actual reality of my situation and I am thankful for all the little things in life and that I should not over emphasise materialistic objects!

hOMoLickEr ©

Sunday, 4 May 2008

Myspace friend needs medical help

The bank holiday started with me receiving an email from a myspace "friend" who I had been chatting with for maybe about a year and everything was fine up until about a month ago when I began to feel that I was only being use for tips on how to photoshop!. The email that I received was a reply from one that I had sent the previous day where I had said in a joking and playful way that maybe one day he would be as good as me in photoshop!

It was never meant to be taken seriously but because the person has addiction issues and he claims is bi-polar he completely took what I had said literally . He called me arrogant and self centered which is a joke considering all the advice i had given him.... I replied that seven years of art training at university I should be a little more accomplished than someone who at the time was a homeless alcoholic.

He now thinks he's David Lechappelle because he has been snapping away for a year, this is what really pissed off because I had to apply myself at art school because at the time my father was being treated for cancer and the pressure of final show was tremendous, I feel that art saved my life and gave me a direction and I really put my heart and soul into the Degree course and to have someone who I have never met consider himself qualified to be on the same level as me artistically.

He is still extremely psychologically unstable individual and needs to think about where he is going in life because at the moment he is in a cul de sac with no where to go! I regret wasting my time and exposing my emotions with him but as with all things in life you learn from your mistakes, or at least you should.

Monday, 21 April 2008

Crash a film about you!.

Yesterday I found hidden at the back of my dvd collection "Crash" which for some reason I had failed to watch, so I thought it was about time I watched it. All I can say is that Crash is an amazing film which deals with issues that face every single one of use in modern society,its a mirror of our neurosis and failures and provides no sugar coated solutions.

The film which starred Matt Dillon,Brendan Fraser,Sandra Bullock,Nona Gaye and the gorgeous Ryan Phillippe (who wouldn't). I really enjoyed the film although challenging because of the fact it deals with racial issues and the friction between people who forced into similar environments.

To conclude because of the way the narrative unfolds you can only feel a more appreciative about the little things in life and the things which you hold close to your heart and although the film as a whole is depressing as a result is you feel thankful for what you have!.

After I had watched the film I went out and photographed a single beautiful flower ****PEACE****

****Gorgeous and edible****

Friday, 11 April 2008

Madonna Stinks!.

I dont know why it is but I REALLY HATE MADONNA!... I feel that she really only uses styles and people who are 'up and coming", she also behaves like a parasite feeding of current influential people who are cutting edge and creatively productive.

Things like.... oooh lesbian chic is in... I am NOW having an affair with a woman.. YAWN!... disco's back ... (glitter,glitter) lets use gay lifestyle.. STRIKE A POSE......VOGUE!

She does nothing interesting and looks like a granny on speed, this is purely a personal view because I know that millions of people get great pleasure from her, but I literally hate her and that bland and toneless singing voice of hers.

Because she has got old she has to try harder to entertain and be interesting but because of this she ends up looking desperate and pathetic and I feel that it would be a more viable option to retire and give us connoisseurs of quality music a deserved rest from her attempt at singing oooh and trying to be SEXY???..

NO WAY on this earth is Madonna sexy or sensual , not with that gym generated body of hers when its twisting and turning around under that glitterball of life! GIVE UP NOW!! its time to sign in to the geriatric ward!

***Too late shes just released another diabolical din but this time with the edible Justin Timerlake... thats the one thing she has... excellent taste in MEN!!!.***

Sunday, 6 April 2008

April snow showers!

Well it was a shock to open my curtains this morning and see a heavy blanket of snow covering the ground. I love how snow can magically turn everything into a wonderful fantasy world beautiful and serene, things change and morph into other forms hidden beneath the freezing grasp of the glistening flakes!. I nice change from the depressing rain and the dreary damp.

Friday, 4 April 2008

Naomi Campbell witch without a broomstick!

Apparently super bitch Naomi Campbell didnt like the fact that her luggage had been lost by BA airline, when she heard about this issue which she considered to be life threatening she flew into a rage and the police had to be called!. When the police arrived she continued her diva antics and spat in a police officers face and was promptly arrested!.

She was over heard to say that the specific piece of luggage contained certain essential fashion items need for a job she was hired for. Maybe the fashion police detonated her luggage because it contained eye corrosive materials which if worn and exposed to the public would cause severe mental distress!

The old bag just needs a slap from the reality boys and then given 100 years hard labour in a knicker factory. Lets face it all the drugs she takes must have blurred fashion world and reality and its no wonder she off the rails when no one will tell her the hard facts of life!

No amount of makeup, clothes or style advice can give you a personality or an

understanding of humanity!!.

Thursday, 3 April 2008

David Beckham a gay shame!

I am so amazed that people call that idiot David Beckham a "GAY ICON", he's no more a gay icon than I am. He thinks he's a fashion leader when all he does is stand there and let his stylist dress him in whatever freebie he has been given. This is not what a gay icon is all about, his looks are all but gone now and when he tries to convey any thoughts that he may have he ends up looking like a stroke victim! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!.

In fact the only gay thing about him is that he's always got a fist up his arse from his stupid skeleton wife Victoria who defines the term "FASHION VICTIM!". And in my opinion has never looked remotely beautiful or stylish and has a facial deformity called retard dermatitis!.

The two go together like shit and piss and both deserve each other but what they do not deserve are the titles GAY and FASHION icons! Further more and this is so unbelievable ,Roberto Cavalli the fashion designer has taken advice from Victoria regarding using Amy Winehouse for his label model, nothing wrong with that but why is Roberto listening to her!!! Has he not got a mind or style thoughts himself???.

Victoria wearing Marc Jacobs (say no more).

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Old age approaching

The start of the week was very nice because I had won a small amount of money on the bonus ball in the lottery. It was a very welcome surprise but its a shame that its not every week that i am given a money up-lift!. So today is the 1st of April and I will be 43 on the 15th of this month, I cant say that I am looking forward to it but as the years move on I am less stressed when the day arrives. Years ago I would be catatonic and in a drunken stupor on my birthday!!. But its true that age does smooth out the roughness and mellows the fevered brow of panic!.

I do envy the young who have the blinkers of innocence firmly attached and who fail to realise the fragility of life when spiraling out of control on alcohol or drugs and where sex is considered an accompaniment to both requiring No commitment or restrictions!! Hopefully I can fulfill some of my goals and maybe this year I will achieve a little success with my creative work. Not that I am ignored in that area its just I would like to be recognised more fully and generally to a wider audience!. Fingers crossed everyone!

Friday, 28 March 2008

Quickly now..its the weekend!

Well its the weekend again and hopefully this weekend will be more productive and creatively fulfilling than the last!. My energy levels should be around 80% and my mind more focused which will all help with my imagination and stimulate my thought processes!.

I'm hoping that the planned shopping trip to Chester will also be aesthetically pleasing to my eyes (hot horny muscle boys) and easy on my wallet (bargains). But you never really know do you, plans always go a stray and I feel that sometimes you should really" just go with the flow"!.

I will keep my finger crossed that my weekend with be sexy and exciting and all the things that really get your pulse racing!!!!. X

Tuesday, 25 March 2008


Some people should NOT be let out in public or have access to the internet, why?.... well this guy on flickr started to comment on my images and from the start it was excessive and too intense to be from someone mentally stable!. His comments were rarely coherent and verged on ramblings from a mad man.

He proclaimed me to be a GENIUS , a new light in art and a tour de force, all true all sure... lol... but from someone who has never met me and his only understanding of me is from quick views of my work on flickr! .. well it left me feeling angry!. He had also spent SIX HOURS writing a testimonial for me which never connected to me or my work at all and seemed to be a vessel for his fantasy vomit!

After I rejected the testimonial he proceeded to delete all the comments that he had made regarding my work and then he went as far as to delete himself from my friends list!! He said he appreciates art but how can he when he doesn't understand himself...**** ART EQUALS LIFE**** .........

I tire of people like that who wear their neurosis with pride, we all have to deal with issues in life ,thats all part of life, but if your not going to learn from them and move on then ... then you are truly LOST!. and DOOMED to REPEAT!.



Monday, 24 March 2008

Easter Virus.

Being easter I thought that I would have plenty of time to do photoshop work but little did I know that I would be caught in the grip of a virus that would debilitate me and prevent me from doing anything creative and productive! So its been THREE DAYS and I haven't been able to focus on anything other than my self pity, literally forced to my bed at times because of fatigue and fever!

Today is the first day of the Easter break that I have felt better and energized and with a will to create and visualise. I ventured outside this morning and looked at the first flowers of spring which had bravely pushed through the hard frosty surface and looked towards the dull gray sky. They are the sign and trumpet call of things to come and cheer the soul during this un-certain month.

Thursday, 6 March 2008

The hateful male species!

I started this night feeling really good and happy and looking forward to doing some serious Photoshop work. That all changed when I logged in to youtube and watched gaygods video about a US solider who had thrown a little puppy over a cliff!!!... my heart sank and I google searched to check for more details and to my disbelief everything gaygod had said was true!.

The video was on youtube but has now been remove but can still be seen because someone has copied it and re-posted it!!. this all comes after a 25 year old mother was spiked with a drug and then raped by a group of lads who filmed it all with a mobile phone and then soon after uploaded it to youtube! . IT WAS VIEWED 600 TIMES!!!.

Youtube are constantly being criticized by gay people because of the homophobic abuse they receive, I also was a victim of homophobic comments, but youtube DO NOTHING!. They seem to think that they should take NO RESPONSIBILITY for what is uploaded to the site," just let anyone upload anything they like".."hey lets kill a stranger and film it for youtube it will be a big hit and generate mass views" well ... thats all that matters isn't it!!!!

I am left feeling so sad and depressed with the world and all the freaks that inhabit it and here's an observation, who are the perpetrators of the first two incidents ,yeah thats right HETEROSEXUAL MEN in BOTH cases!!! Most of the hurt and pain in the world is caused by the heterosexual man with their stupid grunting behaviour!

I think that most of the female and gay population will agree with me there!!!!!!!.

Sunday, 10 February 2008

Just when I thought it was safe to open my eyes!

Just when I thought that things really couldn't get worse I happen
to stubble upon this laughable image from Instinct's magazine online blog "Watercooler". The offending item of clothing is by Prada and according to Ms. Prada..... "the collection was revenge on men for the social and sartorial contortions they impose on women.". Bloody hell!!.. sweet revenge at that!.. the trousers even lack a fly!.. clearly not to be worn in Tesco's then!.
The look on the models face says it all.... bet he's thinking f**king
Prada bitch making me look like a t**t in front of all my mates,next she will want my balls!! Actually thinking about it, i'm with Miuccia Prada on this one, women have been fooled into thinking that to look sexy they should walk around in ridiculously high heels and wear breath stopping corsets, so Go Miuccia make more of these clothes for men and get them stocked in Top Man!!, they should sell out in seconds!! ;-)


Friday, 8 February 2008

Too hideous for my eyes!


Some people need more fashion advice than others because I just don't know what this person was thinking when he decided to venture out in this hideous outfit! He's less fashion victim more style retard!
I'm sorry the so called "man bags" or whatever they are called now ,may look relatively cool on the catwalk but in a social situation they look ridiculously queer in the extreme!. And why the hell is he wearing those shinny cardboard shorts with BLUE SOCKS and WHITE TRAINERS!??
I'm sorry mate dressed like that you just look like a right prick, which is a shame because you could look great with a little style advice!.
The picture is from AXM magazine and this months issue is packed full of excellent tips on how to look good and also contains an fabulous section on fashion, its one of the best gay magazines out at the moment!. ***FASHION DISASTER CHECK IT OUT!!!***


Wednesday, 6 February 2008

My sister Belinda

Today would have been my sister's 50th birthday if she would have lived, she died at the age of five because she had a hole in the heart!.The doctors said she was born 10 years too soon,and because of advances in surgical techniques (the procedure is now done routinely with key hole surgery) she most likely would be alive now!.

I would have loved to have had the chance to have got to know her and I do feel a connection to her and always wish that I could talk to her and form a bond!. I went with my mum today to the church yard to lay flowers on the grave where she is at rest with my father. Life changes so fast so try to live life to the full and take time to really appreciate it while you can!.
Belinda you will forever be in my heart! XX
The church yard

The Churchyard

Monday, 4 February 2008

Photoshop come back to me!

Since moving from windows to mac I have been left with NO PHOTOSHOP to work on, only elements 4 which is very basic. So today I gritted my teeth and said a prayer for my bank account and ordered CS3 (£560:00)from amazon. The price is very expensive but hopefully will be worth it in the long run, its an essential tool for me and one I can’t live without.
With my friend in San Francisco we are embarking on a project where we will each in turn decide an subject matter for a photographic image which we will then post on flickr when we have both finished!.
I am sure that my individual style will continue to rein and produce the very strong Homolicker trademark in each and everyone of the images, although I am not regarding the continuing project as a war of creativity but more of a creative copulation,playing off each other and generating art through thoughts and ideas!.

Saturday, 2 February 2008

My corrupted gay gene!!

I have known this about myself for sometime now and its something that I am ashamed and embarrassed about because rules and genetics state that every gay man has the knowledge and expertise required to use his in-built cruising mode!. The fact is I have somehow been given a corrupt copy and every time I try to use it a flashing warning sign states, “please install the correct program and try again!".

Flirting I have a degree in, whether my victim is male or female or transgendered , I flirt on 100% power !!. I do love to flirt and I know that in certain situations you can gain a lot from it, whether it is sex, free moisturizer , upgrades on software,coffee,herpes,anal tearing or whatever you can think of!?.

Today I saw a good looking blond guy walking past me and our eyes meet briefly and I knew what I should have done because I had read somewhere that you should wait three seconds and then turn back to see if they are looking back at you, did i do it?... hell no!!,I wanted too but it all seemed a little bit” porn scene” for me! And there lies my real problem, I am so up tight and hell bent on maintaining an aloof appearance that such behaviour is beneath me!

Actually this has only just occurred to me, I have no problem with cruise control in other areas of the country, only in the town of Chester are my abilities to cruise somehow hindered, ......maybe by a force field of purity!!...... or am I simply talking bollocks again!!

Any advice would be extremely welcome so feel free to comment and help a wounded and sensitive homosexual! X

Monday, 28 January 2008

Racist and ignorant!

To say that I am annoyed would be an understatement after todays events, the reason why I am so upset is because an acquaintance of mine shocked me with this statement “ I am NOT RACIST but I DO NOT believe that black and white people should sleep together and have children!” ???. I said to him that YES you are racist and also ignorant!, he said that its his opinion and he has the right to his opinion , I replied that his opinion was wrong and he should not voice his views because he was upsetting me and making himself into an idiot! He also couldn’t understand my reaction!!
What a total freak of nature he is, to think that people actually believe that they have the right to voice their half-witted rants and not get challenged over it! It sickens me and disgusts me in a way that brings out the killer in me! Im sorry but people like him should be wiped of the face of the earth!
This is not what I need to be exposed to and his vile comments should stay in his stupid little brain and I feel that with this hatred for a minority group he should be eligible for the gas chamber!

Monday, 21 January 2008

The winter is murder on my fashion sense!

I hate the rain more so than any other weather condition because it makes me feel oppressed and depressed all at the same time, its only in the last five years that excessive rain fall has become a problem in the UK,and I know we need rain for environmental reasons but other than that it causes more problems than it solves!.

Not only is it destroying property and causing heartache and possible death but the effect on the fashion conscious is catastrophic and I know that fashion is created specifically for the winter months but its all about covering up!, yes a blessing for the over weight and ugly crowd but what about the beautiful healthy sexy fashionistas who want to be proud and show off their hard worked for bodies, the winter period is nothing less than exile from admiration and adulation!!

No one has the time to admire anyones fashion sense when its pouring down with rain ,its all a case of running to the next starbucks. Life is really hard in the winter months when you have to grit your teeth and hope for gods help and guidance to lead you into the light and warmth of spring when you can discard those drab ugly garments and emerge wearing those fabulous traffic stopping, “I’m full of life and up for hot sex” clothes that you know, make you who you are and what you stand for ….and in the end what is better in life than that!?.

Tuesday, 8 January 2008


Amour, originally uploaded by timslim1.

Homolicker doing his magic on this image and recreating another classic!

Thursday, 3 January 2008


faggot!!, originally uploaded by timslim1.

I am really pleased with this image and I think that it says everything positive about being gay and proud!

Tuesday, 1 January 2008

Someone tried to KILL ME!

Saturday morning I experience an attempt on my life, I regard it in such terms because I can not begin to understand any rational explanation other than in the abstract!.
I was walking along the footpath and I made a decision to cross the road so I started to move in front of a parked car thinking on one was inside, but to my horror the car started to move and stopped when my hands hit the cars bonnet!. I looked inside and there was a man at the wheel looking straight ahead so I moved back on the footpath and he drove off down the road!.
No explanation or apologies just a attempt on an my life!..the old people across the road were amazed and I could tell that they were as shock at the event as me!.
You would think that I was living in NYC and not the sleepy Roman town of Chester!!.