Sunday, 17 August 2008

Peaches Geldof grow up you silly bitch!

So 19 year old Peaches Geldof has married a 23 year old musician Max Drummey a man she has only known for a couple of weeks at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas and in the process dumping her other boyfriend in a truly bitchy way! She’s so funny and a fully functioning train wreak almost every other month!.

She’s tried her hand a shoplifting,stealing thousands of pounds worth of designer clobber and during one photo shoot walking off with the clothes she was wearing during the photo session!. oh and hey lets keep the family tradition alive and admit to drug use and addition and the icing on the cake “lets do an overdose”!

I do like her as a person and when she has been interviewed in the past she has appeared eloquent and intelligent and a likable girl but honestly all these latest events indicate a severely troubled soul and a person with immense psychological scaring!

I wish her well and hope that that everything turns out ok and that her career hasn’t been hindered by these foolish events. Her mother Paula Yates was always stylish and vibrant and an amazing person and an eighties icon!!. SO peaches here’s hoping that your life doesn’t follow your mothers path and end in such a tragic way!?.



Monday, 11 August 2008

Why I hate stickam!

My feelings on Recent events on stickam, the haters and sex pests!

Thursday, 7 August 2008

My hot changing room sex session!.

This is so hot and I am still dreaming of the event days after it happened, what you ask am I talking about?. …… well I had the steamiest sex session ever and it all took place with-in a clothes shop changing room!. I had decided to try on some clothes which were little summery things and I was in my underpants when the curtain flew open and this crazy sexy man stood looking at me!. I asked him if he was ok and he said that he was sure he had left his wallet in my changing room somewhere.”Lets have a look” I said and he joined me in looking for his lost wallet, the room was small and left no room for two people but his anxiety was infectious, so we continued to search for his wallet.

I continued to search in my underpants and when I stood up to turn around he grabbed me and…… ..

….after 15 minutes both of us were satisfied and looking rather red in our faces and it was only then did I realise that the whole incident had been fabricated because the expression on his face told me a different story to the one before,I had been a object for his lust and he was determined to have full satisfaction.

I only hope that things continue along this line in the future and I have doubled visits to this particular clothes shop hoping for a repeat performance!

From gay to straight the Jackie Clune way!.

Last night on The Richard and Judy Show the performer/writer/presenter Jackie Clune described to the rickety presenters her feelings about her past lesbian lifestyle and then went on to explain that woman are firmly in the past and her future now lies in the arms of her husband and father to her four children!

OK!... she then went on to say that she also feels that for a number of homosexuals sexual orientation is a choice and for her she became a lesbian as part of a political package!?.

So during the period 1988-2000 her life and stage act which relied entirely on the fact that she claimed in a political fashion statement way to be a "lesbian" was in fact a blatant and shameful lie!!. I personally don't think I could live with myself knowing this fact, its like during that period she didn't exist,it was all a silly little dream!.

All this ex gay thing really creeps me out and I don't believe for one minute that these faux heterosexuals can keep their shoddy act up for a lengthy period of time and when the fa├žade begins to crumble not only with they be hurt but everyone else involved in their foolish make-believe world will also be!.

Monday, 7 July 2008

Recent pointless murders in England

This is going to be a quick blog really because I am pushed for time and I feel so hyper and NOT focused so maybe this blog will sound sketchy?.

I am beginning to feel so ashamed of England because of all these recent stabbings that have occurred, they seem so random and vicious and senseless, the case of Ben Kinsella brother to Eastenders star Brooke Kinsella,who was stabbed outside a bar in the early hours by teenagers!. The brutal killing of two French students Laurent Bonomo and Gabriel Ferez, who were stabbed in total 242 times and burned to death, a teenager who was tied to a tree and forced to drink petrol and then set on fire!, and I could literally name countless more victims of these incredibly evil and pointless murders!.

I don’t know which direction this country in going but the government really need to analyse the structure of its police force and legal system and until it does these killings will continue because there seems to be no guidelines or law to protect the innocent citizens of this country!.

I am stuck dumb each time the news reports another incident and can only feel saddened and ashamed of the place that I have lived all my life.

Wednesday, 25 June 2008

Kill all spammers NOW!

Another vicious devil week has passed by smothering me in life excrement and leaving me with a pooh stained body!. The start of last week began with someone hacking into my hotmail account and sending all my contacts spam spam pissing spam!… so embarrassing and paranoid inducing!. People like that in my opinion should be instantly killed with a knife up the bum!… leaving to bleed to death in a pool of their bastard spam blood!. I had hours of mental and emotional turmoil wondering if they had infected my lush hot black macbook with a virus or worse maybe they had accessed my bank account and where wanking themselves with excitement in Harvey Nicks or getting their ugly retard faces lifted and botoxed in Harley street!.

The next incident was maybe not so stressful because it concerned my wayward sister who invariably goes missing when another boyfriend for this month takes here away for a few days. My poor mum was phoning for days and days and could only leave messages on her voicemail . After 4 days my mum was crying down the phone to me and I was literally hours away from calling the police and claiming her a missing person!. I knew she would turn up eventually but my mother was extremely concerned, then my sister phoned her without a care in the world later in the day and said that the mobile my mum was calling was now in the trash and she was using a new number but why had she forgot to pass the number onto my mother!??……..
I am NOT surprised by this because my sister is self obsessed and selfish…. its all part of her genetic makeup to be so bloody stupid!.

I am so glad that these sorry episodes are over and are now part of history, so maybe some new exciting adventures are on the horizon…. like all these hot men who want to sleep with me and use me for their dirty sweaty ways mmmmm…now there’s a thought!.

Monday, 26 May 2008

Please help!!! my friend keeps bleeding!

Well recently my friend has been bleeding and there seems to be no reason why such a thing such be happening and although he is in no immediate danger he would like the incidents stopped!. The bleeding is not constant and has only happened twice before and because no accidents have happened to cause it we are all baffled as to why this should happen at all!.
They always seem to come to light when he his lying down and never when he is standing up…and is NOT a result of any white fluid that comes out of his mouth!!!
If you have any answers to his problem please comment in the box below, we both thank you in advance!

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Im not a heartless bitch!

OK... quick update.

Washing machine dies ****URGH!****HOOVER blows up ****BANG**** then broadband crashes ****CRASH!**** and the neighbours stole my portable washing unit****BOTTOM FEEDERS****

[------------------------------------>LIFE SUCKS!<-------------------------------------]

At least for a moment but then the realisation that I do not live in any of the recent affected areas devastated by extreme freak weather conditions brings back to me the actual reality of my situation and I am thankful for all the little things in life and that I should not over emphasise materialistic objects!

hOMoLickEr ©

Sunday, 4 May 2008

Myspace friend needs medical help

The bank holiday started with me receiving an email from a myspace "friend" who I had been chatting with for maybe about a year and everything was fine up until about a month ago when I began to feel that I was only being use for tips on how to photoshop!. The email that I received was a reply from one that I had sent the previous day where I had said in a joking and playful way that maybe one day he would be as good as me in photoshop!

It was never meant to be taken seriously but because the person has addiction issues and he claims is bi-polar he completely took what I had said literally . He called me arrogant and self centered which is a joke considering all the advice i had given him.... I replied that seven years of art training at university I should be a little more accomplished than someone who at the time was a homeless alcoholic.

He now thinks he's David Lechappelle because he has been snapping away for a year, this is what really pissed off because I had to apply myself at art school because at the time my father was being treated for cancer and the pressure of final show was tremendous, I feel that art saved my life and gave me a direction and I really put my heart and soul into the Degree course and to have someone who I have never met consider himself qualified to be on the same level as me artistically.

He is still extremely psychologically unstable individual and needs to think about where he is going in life because at the moment he is in a cul de sac with no where to go! I regret wasting my time and exposing my emotions with him but as with all things in life you learn from your mistakes, or at least you should.