THOUGHT PROCESS

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Saturday 2 February 2008

My corrupted gay gene!!

I have known this about myself for sometime now and its something that I am ashamed and embarrassed about because rules and genetics state that every gay man has the knowledge and expertise required to use his in-built cruising mode!. The fact is I have somehow been given a corrupt copy and every time I try to use it a flashing warning sign states, “please install the correct program and try again!".

Flirting I have a degree in, whether my victim is male or female or transgendered , I flirt on 100% power !!. I do love to flirt and I know that in certain situations you can gain a lot from it, whether it is sex, free moisturizer , upgrades on software,coffee,herpes,anal tearing or whatever you can think of!?.

Today I saw a good looking blond guy walking past me and our eyes meet briefly and I knew what I should have done because I had read somewhere that you should wait three seconds and then turn back to see if they are looking back at you, did i do it?... hell no!!,I wanted too but it all seemed a little bit” porn scene” for me! And there lies my real problem, I am so up tight and hell bent on maintaining an aloof appearance that such behaviour is beneath me!

Actually this has only just occurred to me, I have no problem with cruise control in other areas of the country, only in the town of Chester are my abilities to cruise somehow hindered, ......maybe by a force field of purity!!...... or am I simply talking bollocks again!!

Any advice would be extremely welcome so feel free to comment and help a wounded and sensitive homosexual! X

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