From gay to straight the Jackie Clune way!.

Last night on The Richard and Judy Show the performer/writer/presenter Jackie Clune described to the rickety presenters her feelings about her past lesbian lifestyle and then went on to explain that woman are firmly in the past and her future now lies in the arms of her husband and father to her four children!

OK!... she then went on to say that she also feels that for a number of homosexuals sexual orientation is a choice and for her she became a lesbian as part of a political package!?.

So during the period 1988-2000 her life and stage act which relied entirely on the fact that she claimed in a political fashion statement way to be a "lesbian" was in fact a blatant and shameful lie!!. I personally don't think I could live with myself knowing this fact, its like during that period she didn't exist,it was all a silly little dream!.

All this ex gay thing really creeps me out and I don't believe for one minute that these faux heterosexuals can keep their shoddy act up for a lengthy period of time and when the façade begins to crumble not only with they be hurt but everyone else involved in their foolish make-believe world will also be!.

Please help!!! my friend keeps bleeding!

Well recently my friend has been bleeding and there seems to be no reason why such a thing such be happening and although he is in no immediate danger he would like the incidents stopped!. The bleeding is not constant and has only happened twice before and because no accidents have happened to cause it we are all baffled as to why this should happen at all!.
They always seem to come to light when he his lying down and never when he is standing up…and is NOT a result of any white fluid that comes out of his mouth!!!
If you have any answers to his problem please comment in the box below, we both thank you in advance!

Im not a heartless bitch!

OK... quick update.

Washing machine dies ****URGH!****HOOVER blows up ****BANG**** then broadband crashes ****CRASH!**** and the neighbours stole my portable washing unit****BOTTOM FEEDERS****

[------------------------------------>LIFE SUCKS!<-------------------------------------]

At least for a moment but then the realisation that I do not live in any of the recent affected areas devastated by extreme freak weather conditions brings back to me the actual reality of my situation and I am thankful for all the little things in life and that I should not over emphasise materialistic objects!

hOMoLickEr ©

Madonna Stinks!.

I dont know why it is but I REALLY HATE MADONNA!... I feel that she really only uses styles and people who are 'up and coming", she also behaves like a parasite feeding of current influential people who are cutting edge and creatively productive.

Things like.... oooh lesbian chic is in... I am NOW having an affair with a woman.. YAWN!... disco's back ... (glitter,glitter) lets use gay lifestyle.. STRIKE A POSE......VOGUE!

She does nothing interesting and looks like a granny on speed, this is purely a personal view because I know that millions of people get great pleasure from her, but I literally hate her and that bland and toneless singing voice of hers.

Because she has got old she has to try harder to entertain and be interesting but because of this she ends up looking desperate and pathetic and I feel that it would be a more viable option to retire and give us connoisseurs of quality music a deserved rest from her attempt at singing oooh and trying to be SEXY???..

NO WAY on this earth is Madonna sexy or sensual , not with that gym generated body of hers when its twisting and turning around under that glitterball of life! GIVE UP NOW!! its time to sign in to the geriatric ward!

***Too late shes just released another diabolical din but this time with the edible Justin Timerlake... thats the one thing she has... excellent taste in MEN!!!.***

Just when I thought it was safe to open my eyes!

Just when I thought that things really couldn't get worse I happen
to stubble upon this laughable image from Instinct's magazine online blog "Watercooler". The offending item of clothing is by Prada and according to Ms. Prada..... "the collection was revenge on men for the social and sartorial contortions they impose on women.". Bloody hell!!.. sweet revenge at that!.. the trousers even lack a fly!.. clearly not to be worn in Tesco's then!.
The look on the models face says it all.... bet he's thinking f**king
Prada bitch making me look like a t**t in front of all my mates,next she will want my balls!! Actually thinking about it, i'm with Miuccia Prada on this one, women have been fooled into thinking that to look sexy they should walk around in ridiculously high heels and wear breath stopping corsets, so Go Miuccia make more of these clothes for men and get them stocked in Top Man!!, they should sell out in seconds!! ;-)


instinctmag

My corrupted gay gene!!

I have known this about myself for sometime now and its something that I am ashamed and embarrassed about because rules and genetics state that every gay man has the knowledge and expertise required to use his in-built cruising mode!. The fact is I have somehow been given a corrupt copy and every time I try to use it a flashing warning sign states, “please install the correct program and try again!".

Flirting I have a degree in, whether my victim is male or female or transgendered , I flirt on 100% power !!. I do love to flirt and I know that in certain situations you can gain a lot from it, whether it is sex, free moisturizer , upgrades on software,coffee,herpes,anal tearing or whatever you can think of!?.

Today I saw a good looking blond guy walking past me and our eyes meet briefly and I knew what I should have done because I had read somewhere that you should wait three seconds and then turn back to see if they are looking back at you, did i do it?... hell no!!,I wanted too but it all seemed a little bit” porn scene” for me! And there lies my real problem, I am so up tight and hell bent on maintaining an aloof appearance that such behaviour is beneath me!

Actually this has only just occurred to me, I have no problem with cruise control in other areas of the country, only in the town of Chester are my abilities to cruise somehow hindered, ......maybe by a force field of purity!!...... or am I simply talking bollocks again!!

Any advice would be extremely welcome so feel free to comment and help a wounded and sensitive homosexual! X

Amour

Amour, originally uploaded by timslim1.

Homolicker doing his magic on this image and recreating another classic!

faggot!!

faggot!!, originally uploaded by timslim1.

I am really pleased with this image and I think that it says everything positive about being gay and proud!

Someone tried to KILL ME!

Saturday morning I experience an attempt on my life, I regard it in such terms because I can not begin to understand any rational explanation other than in the abstract!.
I was walking along the footpath and I made a decision to cross the road so I started to move in front of a parked car thinking on one was inside, but to my horror the car started to move and stopped when my hands hit the cars bonnet!. I looked inside and there was a man at the wheel looking straight ahead so I moved back on the footpath and he drove off down the road!.
No explanation or apologies just a attempt on an my life!..the old people across the road were amazed and I could tell that they were as shock at the event as me!.
You would think that I was living in NYC and not the sleepy Roman town of Chester!!.

Censorship and my underwear.

My to do list!

After three days of shopping before Christmas and all day cooking on Christmas day ,boxing day was spent relaxing and having some personal time!. Today I am going to decide which areas of my life need changing and if any areas could be built upon, (Formally known as New Years resolutions).

I need to upgrade my exercise routine, I generally do some at least half an hour for three days a week, but maybe I need to focus on specific areas of my body?. Also I need to cut down or stop drinking and then look at my eating plan and alter my diet, hopefully this will knock a few years off my skin and "bring healthy back!!".

My other resolution will have to be to devour as many men as possible, I have an intense addiction to the male species and literally get an tense erection just thinking about them!. This I find strange considering that in my youth I had a fairly restricted sex life!, now that I am older I have tastes that are borderline animalistic, and I have constant fantasies about group sex!

Time will tell if I check off any of these "to do tasks!"

I am what I am.......really I am!

This happened to me today,a so called "friend" remarked that the only reason why I am gay is because I would not be able to satisfy a woman and that I would be cured of my homosexuality by the right woman!?. He also said that he could not imagine me having sex with a man!!,why he would want to is beyond me!.

His remark is totally homophobic and I know if I challenged him on this he would deny it!..the reason why I didn't confront him is purely because I feel so sorry for the mentally challenged moron!. He has been mistaken for a gay man himself because of his vanity which I must agree is homogenetic and he has a bone structure which is cocksuckerous!!, also his second marriage is on the rocks ,presumably because of his infantile behaviour and selfishness.

To not be able to imagine myself with a man is laughable in the extreme considering my past,but on this point he regards me as a puritan, not his words I can assure you,he thinks of me as a homo virgin mary!! I really feel sorry for the idiot because he has constructed a sort of virtual lifestyle for me,one that has no resemblance to the true one!



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