Naomi Campbell witch without a broomstick!

Apparently super bitch Naomi Campbell didnt like the fact that her luggage had been lost by BA airline, when she heard about this issue which she considered to be life threatening she flew into a rage and the police had to be called!. When the police arrived she continued her diva antics and spat in a police officers face and was promptly arrested!.

She was over heard to say that the specific piece of luggage contained certain essential fashion items need for a job she was hired for. Maybe the fashion police detonated her luggage because it contained eye corrosive materials which if worn and exposed to the public would cause severe mental distress!

The old bag just needs a slap from the reality boys and then given 100 years hard labour in a knicker factory. Lets face it all the drugs she takes must have blurred fashion world and reality and its no wonder she off the rails when no one will tell her the hard facts of life!

No amount of makeup, clothes or style advice can give you a personality or an

understanding of humanity!!.

David Beckham a gay shame!

I am so amazed that people call that idiot David Beckham a "GAY ICON", he's no more a gay icon than I am. He thinks he's a fashion leader when all he does is stand there and let his stylist dress him in whatever freebie he has been given. This is not what a gay icon is all about, his looks are all but gone now and when he tries to convey any thoughts that he may have he ends up looking like a stroke victim! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!.

In fact the only gay thing about him is that he's always got a fist up his arse from his stupid skeleton wife Victoria who defines the term "FASHION VICTIM!". And in my opinion has never looked remotely beautiful or stylish and has a facial deformity called retard dermatitis!.

The two go together like shit and piss and both deserve each other but what they do not deserve are the titles GAY and FASHION icons! Further more and this is so unbelievable ,Roberto Cavalli the fashion designer has taken advice from Victoria regarding using Amy Winehouse for his label model, nothing wrong with that but why is Roberto listening to her!!! Has he not got a mind or style thoughts himself???.

Victoria wearing Marc Jacobs (say no more).

Just when I thought it was safe to open my eyes!

Just when I thought that things really couldn't get worse I happen
to stubble upon this laughable image from Instinct's magazine online blog "Watercooler". The offending item of clothing is by Prada and according to Ms. Prada..... "the collection was revenge on men for the social and sartorial contortions they impose on women.". Bloody hell!!.. sweet revenge at that!.. the trousers even lack a fly!.. clearly not to be worn in Tesco's then!.
The look on the models face says it all.... bet he's thinking f**king
Prada bitch making me look like a t**t in front of all my mates,next she will want my balls!! Actually thinking about it, i'm with Miuccia Prada on this one, women have been fooled into thinking that to look sexy they should walk around in ridiculously high heels and wear breath stopping corsets, so Go Miuccia make more of these clothes for men and get them stocked in Top Man!!, they should sell out in seconds!! ;-)


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Too hideous for my eyes!

Some people need more fashion advice than others because I just don't know what this person was thinking when he decided to venture out in this hideous outfit! He's less fashion victim more style retard!
I'm sorry the so called "man bags" or whatever they are called now ,may look relatively cool on the catwalk but in a social situation they look ridiculously queer in the extreme!. And why the hell is he wearing those shinny cardboard shorts with BLUE SOCKS and WHITE TRAINERS!??
I'm sorry mate dressed like that you just look like a right prick, which is a shame because you could look great with a little style advice!.
The picture is from AXM magazine and this months issue is packed full of excellent tips on how to look good and also contains an fabulous section on fashion, its one of the best gay magazines out at the moment!. ***FASHION DISASTER CHECK IT OUT!!!***

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The winter is murder on my fashion sense!

I hate the rain more so than any other weather condition because it makes me feel oppressed and depressed all at the same time, its only in the last five years that excessive rain fall has become a problem in the UK,and I know we need rain for environmental reasons but other than that it causes more problems than it solves!.


Not only is it destroying property and causing heartache and possible death but the effect on the fashion conscious is catastrophic and I know that fashion is created specifically for the winter months but its all about covering up!, yes a blessing for the over weight and ugly crowd but what about the beautiful healthy sexy fashionistas who want to be proud and show off their hard worked for bodies, the winter period is nothing less than exile from admiration and adulation!!

No one has the time to admire anyones fashion sense when its pouring down with rain ,its all a case of running to the next starbucks. Life is really hard in the winter months when you have to grit your teeth and hope for gods help and guidance to lead you into the light and warmth of spring when you can discard those drab ugly garments and emerge wearing those fabulous traffic stopping, “I’m full of life and up for hot sex” clothes that you know, make you who you are and what you stand for ….and in the end what is better in life than that!?.